- TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
- MILLIE: I is...
- TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
ok, so today there was this dinner at an aunts house. a bunch of other people were invited including two other friends, one of them said ‘mucho gusto’ and then I replied ‘ay que fabulosa!’ and then both of us just started singing ‘bop to the top’ while the other friend just looked at us with horror and shock on her face.
So we had a sub in French yesterday, and he asked if we were all freshman so we said no we have one sophomore. And then I started laughing hysterically and the sub started saying things like “That’s not funny, c’mon guys, I started learning in 10th too” and I was like “NO NO NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, HIS NAME IS JUAN. HE IS OUR JUAN SOPHMORE”
When i was 11 my dad was making rum cake and he thought you simply bake a cake and then pour lots of rum on it and he gave some to me saying that restaurants let kids have rum cake so it cant be that much alcohol. Long story short i spent a good three hours shouting “up” at our broomstick getting extremely frustrated.
so yesterday my boss (who is a big burly man with a lot of facial hair) was singing along to the radio and “wrecking ball” came on and he burst out “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL” and kicked a garbage can across the room
i’m still laughing
My cousin was visiting from Germany, where they don’t have very many ice cream trucks, and we had been chilling at the cabin for the weekend and would hear it at all sorts of day time hours. The last day we were there, it got close again and I said “Man, that ice cream truck is relentless” and my cousin yells out “YOU GUYS HEAR IT TOO?!”
He thought he had been hallucinating the music the entire time and just decided not to tell anyone.
One time in drama class we were playing this game where you have to keep asking each other questions but it has to be on the same topic, and I was up with this mean girl who everyone really doesn’t like bc she’s a bitch and she’s really dumb, and she was like ‘have you ever failed a test?’ And my sassy side came out and I was like ‘have you ever passed one?’ (I said it in a sassy voice too) my teacher laughed so hard